The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two sunggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight Solange rings gleaming
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine Barbour jackets
Eight Solange rings gleaming
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten Chanel sheepskins
Nine Barbour jackets
Eight Solange rings gleaming
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses 
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Rolex watches
Ten Chanel sheepskins
Nine Barbour jackets
Eight Solange rings gleaming
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses 
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve Pilotto print pants
Eleven Rolex watches
Ten Chanel sheepskins
Nine Barbour jackets
Eight Solange rings gleaming
Seven Prada trimmings
Six Myla playthings
Five Hermes things
Four Temperley dresses 
Three Mont Blanc pens
Two snuggly Uggs
And a pair of patent heels by Fendi!

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